Five phrases or words that describe you:
and kind (to everyone! I hate snobs with a passion… Oh, but I’m nice to them too.)
Five people and/or things that inspire you:
Five of your favorite authors:
Damn. Only five?
Okay, so I can’t count. These are ladies who’re not only wonderful authors but nice people too—at least to me. Yes. Niceness counts. There are a gazillion great authors. Why read only the Divas?
Describe five of your heroes/heroines of your books through your eyes:
I'll do this as if everyone voted on these categories. i.e. "Most likely to succeed."
Adrian: (Vampire Vintage) Most likely to bite gently and suck slowly.
Raphael: (Heaving Bosoms) Most likely to go above and beyond the call of duty.
Randy: (Being Randy) Most likely to tell you the unvarnished truth.
Joell: (Wonder Witch) Most likely to kick some magic ass and take no prisoners.
Shane (Crusher) Derby: (Demolishing Mr. Perfect) Most likely to loosen up a prude.
Five reasons to read your books:
Because I need the money,
Because I love to make people laugh,
Because I love fan mail and of course you’ll send me some,
Because I can justify not doing housework to bring you more fun reads,
Oh, and just so this isn’t all about me—because you’ll fall in love with my unique heroes and amazing heroines while enjoying highly original stories with happy, but not sappy endings.
Where there’s fire, there’s Ash