Real Vampires Have Curves by Gerry Bartlett
What-did you think all vamps were pale, thin and brooding? Don't I wish.
Gloriana St. Clair is an eternally "full-figured" vampire-she just happened to be bloating when a sexy Scotsman sank his teeth into her. She and said Scot-Angus Jeremiah Campbell III, aka Jeremy Blade-have been on and off again for centuries, currently off. A couple hundred years has taught them how to press each other's buttons-in good ways and bad.
Glory's headed for Austin and a new business venture: Vintage Vamp's Emporium. After all, she loves clothes, and she is an antique. Only problem is, there's a billionaire techno-freak vampire hunter on the loose. Blade's in total he-vampire mode, and wants Glory to move in with him so he can "protect" her. But it's time for this vamp to explore her own powers
Most paranormals give you great fantasies, this one gave me the yummy fantasies and it made me feel good about myself. The main character Glory is a curvaceous vampire who has hot vamps at her beck and call. What woman wouldn't want that? She a woman whos found her forte and goes for it without letting anyone get in the way.I don't want to spoil the book, but this book had me laughing ,crying and wanting to be there with or even as Glory through her up and downs.I look forward to reading the next book in the series, Real Vamipres Live Large ,which comes out on July 3rd.
My favorite quote from Glory is "Immortals are resilient.We have to be.'Cause you know there will be a tomorrow.Might as well make the best of it."